A NOTE TO OUR AUSSIE VISITORS: It has been brought to our attention (numerous times) that the fine folks from the Land Downunder greatly prefer the spelling "smartarse" over the "incorrect" Americanized version "smartass." In light of this cultural difference of opinion, the index page at smartarses.org has been Aussiefied with the "correct" spelling of the word smartarse. It is our sincere hope that this will lessen the shock some visitors may experience upon encountering the American spelling of "smartass" mostly found throughout the remaining pages of this website. The only excuse we can offer for this flagrant misspelling is that our website was conceived, created and hosted in America, and as the world well knows, Americans are notoriously arrogant individuals who insist upon doing things their own way. We beg your indulgence.

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