The first step to becoming an official member of the SAO is to tell us a little about yourself. Your information will be kept confidential and we promise not to sell your e-mail address to scumbag spammers, no matter how much hard cash they offer to pay us (view our Privacy Statement for details). So in addition to some answers worthy of a true smartass, we ask that you leave accurate information, particularly your e-mail address since it will be needed to send your acceptance letter (maybe). We require an accurate birthdate in order to comply with the Child Online Protection Act (COPA).
Please be aware that incomplete, abusive or just plain stupid applications will be immediately rejected. Dumbasses need not apply.
And just for the record, we occasionally get sent a really bad app, the kind where the applicant clearly doesn't know the difference between a smartass and a plain old a**hole. We reserve the right to post such applications in our forum where the members will delight in ridiculing the DA who wrote it. Just thought you should know that before writing something you might regret. J
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Why do - you - think/know you are a smartass? Can you give us a smartass example?
Or, why would we want you to be a member (hint: we're not here to take your abuse)?
Have any of the following things ever happened to you? (check all that apply)
Was told to shut-up for being too much of a smartass.
Was beat-up for being too much of a smartass after refusing to shut-up.
Was kicked out of a bar for being too much of a smartass (not for being too drunk).
Was banned from a chatroom/forum for being too much of a smartass (was it ours?).
Was fired from a job for being too much of a smartass (boss couldn't take a joke, eh?).
Was dumped by a boyfriend/girlfriend for being too much of a smartass.
Was dumped by ALL your boyfriends/girlfriends for being too much of a smartass.
Was divorced for being too much of a smartass (as opposed to cheating on your spouse).
Was arrested for being too much of a smartass (some cops have no sense of humor).
Was caught in a compromising situation with a sheep (be honest).
Was a member of AOL for the high quality software and first rate customer service. ;-)
Was laughing nervously at the sheep question.
Would you like to tell us anything else, like perhaps about the sheep incident?
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