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1. Bluey, Gazza, Macca and Terry are sitting at the bar, Sunday afternoon, and the cricket is on Fox. How much is a beer?
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a. Who cares, stick it on the tab mate. |
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b. $1.50 |
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c. Nothing. It's Terry's shout. |
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2. What is the name of the large desert filled with sand that makes up 50 percent of the Australian continental landscape?
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a. The Kalahari Desert |
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b. The Gobi Desert |
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c. The Great Sandy Desert |
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3. The term, "Fair suck of the sav!" can indicate:
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a. An expression of incredulous disbelief. |
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b. More plonk wanted over 'ere, mate! |
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c. Extra sausages for all on the Barby. |
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4. The term, "Flat out like a lizard drinking," means:
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a. You are lying on your belly... thirstily guzzling water from the river, or a handy billabong. |
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b. You are extremely busy. |
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c. You are having sex. |
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5. What do you understand by the term "Pommy bastard!":
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a. The piece of meat you are trying to cook on the barby is burnt on the outside and raw in the middle? (Mmmmmmmmmm!) |
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b. An import from Mother England, whose parentage is fundamentally irrelevant to the insult at hand. |
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c. The price of mattresses is exorbitant. |
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6. The term "Chuck a wobbly" refers to:
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a. Throwing a lesser known but equally lethal cousin of the boomerang weapon. |
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b. Throwing up after a hard night on the piss. |
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c. Getting extremely irate. |
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7. The term, "Dry as a dead dingo's donger," indicates:
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a. A condition of impotence. |
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b. A condition of death. |
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c. A condition of thirst. |
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8. If you're trying to, "Bung it on," you're:
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a. Endeavouring to con someone, ie. lying. |
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b. Aiming to hit something in with a hammer; making repairs (especially on a boat). |
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c. Trying to get drunk. |
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9. Blowies are:
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a. Huge winds. |
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b. Big flies. |
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c. Sheep dogs. |
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10. If you hear someone say the phrase "Get in behind," he is more than likely talking to his:
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a. Wife. |
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b. Dog. |
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c. Homosexual lover. |
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11. "As flash as a rat with a gold tooth," indicates:
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a. You're a quick and agile thief. |
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b. You're fast on your feet. |
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c. You look especially smart and well-dressed. |
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12. The phrase, "Have a butcher's" means:
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a. Mind someone's place in a queue. |
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b. Have a look. |
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c. Steal a goose. |
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13. Is the term, "How's your belly where the pig bit ya?":
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a. An insult? |
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b. A query as to a porcine injury. |
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c. A greeting. |
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14. If you're, "Having a mag," you're:
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a. Reading the latest edition of Playboy. |
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b. Talking to a mate. |
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c. Indulging in masturbation. |
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15. The expression, "Strike a light," indicates:
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a. You're in need of a match. |
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b. Surprise and disbelief. |
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c. You knocked the lamp over on the coffee table. |
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16. The phrase, "Like a shag on a rock," means:
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a. You've been left by yourself. |
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b. You enjoy sex by the ocean. |
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c. You smoke illegal substances. |
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17. "Humping my bluey," is:
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a. Having sex with a redhead. |
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b. Having sex with a cattledog. |
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c. Carrying a bag. |
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18. If you are "stodged," you have:
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a. Over eaten. |
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b. Lost all your money. |
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c. Drunk too much. |
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19. The common meaning of "a slab" is:
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a. A coroner's table. |
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b. A quantity of beer. |
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c. A cement block. |
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20. If someone is, "A bit toey," they're:
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a. A bit nervy and sensitive. |
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b. A bit on the smelly side. |
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c. A shocking dancer. |
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